Yeah man, I'm bored shitless. Good thing they have boredshitless.com- bored.com on ACID.

I ought to call Ashley...haven't talked to her since...er...Thursday. Why is all television so damned retarded. What's happening tom the damn world? I need to move to like, Antarctica or something where I can be all secluded and shit from the vast and growing world of idiots....Especially preppy ones.

I have nothing against preps mind you, It's just preps like....well....Brianna Gaugler, Amy Heiny, and Brittany Conrad....you know...the slutty preps....the ones that make people like you and me hate preps in the first place. Which, I don't

Someone like Jessica Simpson...someone should shot that ignorant bitch. I can't stand people like her. It'd be wrong to call her a prep because she's like 20-something, so we made up a word for all preps after college, which is a place Jessica Simpson didn't go to, let alone could spell. She is.....*drum roll* a cantalope. That simple preps after well, high school if they didn't go to college are called cantalopes. Oh well.....
Im off to call Ashley.

Hate you much,
(Unless you John, John's g/f kristen, or Ashley)
Sasta